What happened to the road?

Depressions.

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road?

A wounded cheesie.

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What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression?

Red, white and blue

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression