How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

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What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

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What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Daylight Jokes More Daylight Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.