How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Daylight Jokes More Daylight Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.