What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!