What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

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What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

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What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.