What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What do you get with breaking news?

News casts

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.