What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.