What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

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What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

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How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure