What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log