What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold."

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).