What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

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What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.