Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

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Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

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Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !