They got new fur coats.
She choked.
Sorry, repost
An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.