What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."