What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

Icicle Jokes More Icicle Jokes

How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles

How did the snow man get to school?

He took his icicle