Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

Swingset Jokes More Swingset Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.