What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

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Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

metro gnomes

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome