What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

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What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time?

A metro-gnome

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome