What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

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They end up in a shallow grave.

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What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

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Why don't snakes like Vitamin C?

Because it's an anti-hisstamine.

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.