What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents?

Juana Sum Peeksa.

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.