What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!