What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!