What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

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Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.