What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

Protester Jokes More Protester Jokes

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

Egypt Jokes More Egypt Jokes

What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

r/EyeBleach.

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

Advance Jokes More Advance Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Tunisia Jokes More Tunisia Jokes

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Final Jokes More Final Jokes

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .