What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

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What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt?

Karma.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .