What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

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What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

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What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!