What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

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What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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What do people store their fondest memories in?

A nostaljar.

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy