What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

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Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

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What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.