What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

What happens to crude people?

Crucified.