Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.