Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.