How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

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What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.