How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.