It was udder destruction.
with a cow-calculator.
A Jersey.
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
Udder destruction.
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
Udder destruction
