Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

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Let me hear something different.

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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They both jump to concussion

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster