Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

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They herd it through the bovine.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

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Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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What happens when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.