You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
Crack Rock.
They both like to crack open a cold one
The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/
I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).
The man responded, "Like a glove".
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
Because he tripped
A positive pregnancy test.
Dude,I already did my time.