What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

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What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s?

A whole-lot-more