What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater