What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener