Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!