What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters?

Because they aren't capitalist

Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ?

Bjork in the USSR !