What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

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What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol