How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

How do you make something go viral?

Herpes.

What's in Pandora's box?

A fine case of herpes.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Wrong Place Jokes More Wrong Place Jokes

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.