What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Wheres the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of google search results

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.