What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

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What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!