What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

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How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.