What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

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What do you get when you cross /r/news with /r/getmotivated?

TheDonald

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.