What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)