What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.