How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

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What game do you play with a wombat?

Wom.

What does a blonde playing the drums sound like?

Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...

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What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Photograph Jokes More Photograph Jokes

What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.