Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

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Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.