Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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What do you call a stubborn Egyptian?

In denile

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.