What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome