What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

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How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!