What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.