What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

A: Pretty good