What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.