What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

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What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

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What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.