What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

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What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

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Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

Where do homeless accountants live?

In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA

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What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !