What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Pitbull Jokes More Pitbull Jokes

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.