What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

Pitbull Jokes More Pitbull Jokes

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.