Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

Biggie Jokes More Biggie Jokes

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!