Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

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Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses