What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.