What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who?

Cymbals have horns and others don't !

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.