Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

How do you confuse an asian?

Put a steering wheel in front of them

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill