Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

the duck say when he bought lipstick?