What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

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How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

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Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"