What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.