My cat would be dead before I got 50
nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
A Biceptual
it had a javelin through it's head.
Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!
To flick through it as fast as possible.
this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
because they would sneeze in pepper water.
Belize you.
If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!
The PGA tour.
Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets
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