How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

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When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

House Jokes More House Jokes

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!