Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

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Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes