Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

Why do scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?

Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.